Someone told me my profile was boring...because it contained only my first name...and nothing else. So- here ya go... Hobbies: Yoga, Heavy Reading, light drinking, avoiding phone calls, avoiding people, perusing Conservative Message boards.

Personal Bio :: Ummm...why anyone will care is beyond me, but pretending someone does/might...Went through 6-1/2 years of college...English Major...changed to Sociology major just to forestall the inevitable graduation a few more years. Took time off in my 5th year of college to backpack through New Zealand, Australia and Tahiti for 4 months...(By the way, Australians do NOT know how to make milk shakes to save their lives. I'm sorry. Just had to say that... What is SO hard...? Never mind.) My sixth year of college I went to Europe for another 3 months. Slept in train depots with the bums, probably smelled worse than they did at times, and came back with a really, really deep appreciation for America and all we stand for. Graduated college and got a job as a bookkeeper and TOTALLY have not used a single ounce of my 6-1/2 years of college..although I'm sure the experience itself made me a better person....*eye roll* I'm a fallen Lutheran, but still a Christian...don't believe Jesus intended for faith in him to be broken down into a myriad of warring sects...Married the man I dated for 7 years, popped out two wonderful children and spent 5 years doing nothing but losing my mind over childrearing issues. Found my mind when I started doing power yoga about 8 years ago- started teaching it for awhile till liability issues just FREAKED me out and I decided a private practice was a safer choice in our litigious society. And there you have it. Me in a nutshell. Or 5 paragraphs of time wasted that you will never ever get back. For that, I apologize. But life is about choices. You chose poorly.

PS- if you're hanging out in my profile page say HI or something cuz y'all are starting to creep me out a little...lol..